ambiguous-a-rounds: a girl block

Fondu and Rusty are both seated. Fondu is whittling, while whistling the chorus to "You've Got Your Troubles” by the Fortunes.

He stops after a while, to hold up his carved piece, and examine it. Rusty tries to use the silence to his advantage...

RUSTY Did you have lunch yet?

Fondu pays attention to his carving as he answers him.

FONDU Yup.

Rusty is disappointed.

RUSTY Oh. (long pause) Was it any good?

Fondu still doesn't give Rusty his complete attention.

FONDU Yep. Pretty good. It was pretty good.

RUSTY Hm. Sounds it.

Long pause.

Rusty stares at Fondu, is about to talk, then stops, somewhat flustered.

FONDU Hot. Hot.

RUSTY Excuse me?

FONDU The waiter.

RUSTY What waiter?

FONDU The waiter at lunch, stupid.

RUSTY What about them?

FONDU Them? No, him. It was a him.

RUSTY Sorry, what about him?

FONDU He was hot.

Rusty tries to act engaged.

RUSTY Really? How hot?

Fondu is insulted.

FONDU What, you think I have a sliding scale? You think I can just do with the bare minimum? It's all or nothing, there's no shades of gray here.

RUSTY Well... I mean... can't some people be hotter than others?

Fondu holds up his knife.

FONDU Listen, this isn't up for debate.

RUSTY No, no, no, no, look, you took it all the wrong way. We're friends! We're buddies! I know you, what you like, what you dislike, what you don't dislike. I don't...

Fondu slowly brings back his knife, and continues whittling.

FONDU Sweet hawk, bra.

RUSTY Thanks.  I gel.

Enter FUNDO.

FUNDO Hey, it's'a me!  Fundo!  Your cousin!

FONDU I have not forgotten about you.  Thank you for checking in, however we are on a slight hiring freeze at the moment.  Therefore, we currently have no available positions in our flogging department.  However, feel free to continue to check in and I will contact you should our hiring needs change.  Have a great day!

FONDU Well, once again i am the love scorned child of 130am.

FUNDO Fundo.

RUSTY Fundo.

FONDU The truth.  The absolute truth.  That is what you represent, and that is what makes this story so raw, so real.

FONDU I love it, cut and print, that is a wrap, people.

RUSTY Hey, let's see who can pee the farthest.


FUNDO stabs RUSTY, and walks off with his body over one shoulder.

FONDU starts whistling "You've got your troubles" once more.

End scene.

LEARNING EXPERIENCE

WOW..................
   
   
  CATZ ARE REALLY SLEEPING ON GOD .
   
  GOD OPENED ALL THE DOORS FOR MICHELLE AND CHRISTINA....
   
  THE RECORDS ARE BEING HIGHLY RECEIVED...AND I HAVE NOT RECEIVED A SINGLE EMAIL
FROM VICTOR OR LAS TWINES.....
   
   
  WOW....IS THIS HOW WE SHOW OUR GRATITUDE FOR GOD ANSWERING OUR PRAYERS????
   
  I SACRIFICED MYSELF FROM MY WIFE AND KIDS FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AND PUT IN AMPLE
HOURS TO THIS PROJECT.....
   
   
  NOW THAT THE RECORD HAS TAKEN OFF AND LAS TWINES ARE MORE KNOWN THAN BEFORE THE
SYSTEM THAT WAS WORKING JUST STOPPED....
   
   
  WOOOOOW!!!!
   
   
  IT'S TRULY A LEARNING EXPERIENCE.

Call it #2

The bottom of the ocean is a paradise for the fish.

With the changing of the tide, we move to the other side of the island and dive there.

We’re making a deep dive to where the rocks jut up from the bottom.

The soft corral on the rocks provides great hiding places for the small fish.

This school of fish is dining on plankton.

The school moves back and forth to find the plankton on the surface of the water, then dive to the rocks below.

Some fish expel eggs that they’re invisible, but they become food for others.

The yellow butterfly fish eat parasites from other fish.

This is the Baba fish.

It seems he can’t find any parasites today.

The lobster shows his face.

He looks about using both his antennae and his eyes.

Is this a clam?

The clam is actually living on the lobster.

The lobster’s hard shell is a comfortable spot for the clam to live.

What happened? The green moray eel is shaking his body.

There’s a tiny fish on him, one inch in length.

He is eating the parasites on the moray eel.

This tiny fish is actually a parasite cleaner.

Different kinds of fish help other in the sea.

Where is the male Mexican hobo fish?

He wants to be alone.

There’s a lot of funny-faced fish in the sea.

We call this the frogfish because of his resemblance to the frog.

He’s a fast moving, funny-faced fish who is three inches long.

In order to survive in the ocean, all fish have to be clever in their own way.

July 30th, 2004. Hotel Barbieri.

Flies,
I'm not dead, I drink too much, you're giving me a headache, what the hell?
What time do you eat breakfast? We eat at eight. What time is it?
Noon?
Midnight?
It's not important!
    I'm so happy!
~baron gentile

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chemistry set

I look good in a scarf
my best friend is a frog
I shot him in a rocket
and he never came back down
I hope he's happy up there
amongst the trees and
amongst the stars
or wherever he is

I stare up at the skies
from my castle made of pillows
and couch cushions and I wonder

does he ever feel alone?
I wonder if he misses me,
will I be an astronaut someday
because I really want to see him

my telescope is broken,
but I shine my flashlight
out my bedroom window
sunsets
in case he's looking for me
his name is pierre