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Jan. 22nd, 2007

ambiguous-a-rounds: a girl block

Fondu and Rusty are both seated. Fondu is whittling, while whistling the chorus to "You've Got Your Troubles” by the Fortunes.

He stops after a while, to hold up his carved piece, and examine it. Rusty tries to use the silence to his advantage...

RUSTY Did you have lunch yet?

Fondu pays attention to his carving as he answers him.

FONDU Yup.

Rusty is disappointed.

RUSTY Oh. (long pause) Was it any good?

Fondu still doesn't give Rusty his complete attention.

FONDU Yep. Pretty good. It was pretty good.

RUSTY Hm. Sounds it.

Long pause.

Rusty stares at Fondu, is about to talk, then stops, somewhat flustered.

FONDU Hot. Hot.

RUSTY Excuse me?

FONDU The waiter.

RUSTY What waiter?

FONDU The waiter at lunch, stupid.

RUSTY What about them?

FONDU Them? No, him. It was a him.

RUSTY Sorry, what about him?

FONDU He was hot.

Rusty tries to act engaged.

RUSTY Really? How hot?

Fondu is insulted.

FONDU What, you think I have a sliding scale? You think I can just do with the bare minimum? It's all or nothing, there's no shades of gray here.

RUSTY Well... I mean... can't some people be hotter than others?

Fondu holds up his knife.

FONDU Listen, this isn't up for debate.

RUSTY No, no, no, no, look, you took it all the wrong way. We're friends! We're buddies! I know you, what you like, what you dislike, what you don't dislike. I don't...

Fondu slowly brings back his knife, and continues whittling.

FONDU Sweet hawk, bra.

RUSTY Thanks.  I gel.

Enter FUNDO.

FUNDO Hey, it's'a me!  Fundo!  Your cousin!

FONDU I have not forgotten about you.  Thank you for checking in, however we are on a slight hiring freeze at the moment.  Therefore, we currently have no available positions in our flogging department.  However, feel free to continue to check in and I will contact you should our hiring needs change.  Have a great day!

FONDU Well, once again i am the love scorned child of 130am.

FUNDO Fundo.

RUSTY Fundo.

FONDU The truth.  The absolute truth.  That is what you represent, and that is what makes this story so raw, so real.

FONDU I love it, cut and print, that is a wrap, people.

RUSTY Hey, let's see who can pee the farthest.


FUNDO stabs RUSTY, and walks off with his body over one shoulder.

FONDU starts whistling "You've got your troubles" once more.

End scene.

Dec. 6th, 2006

LEARNING EXPERIENCE

WOW..................
   
   
  CATZ ARE REALLY SLEEPING ON GOD .
   
  GOD OPENED ALL THE DOORS FOR MICHELLE AND CHRISTINA....
   
  THE RECORDS ARE BEING HIGHLY RECEIVED...AND I HAVE NOT RECEIVED A SINGLE EMAIL
FROM VICTOR OR LAS TWINES.....
   
   
  WOW....IS THIS HOW WE SHOW OUR GRATITUDE FOR GOD ANSWERING OUR PRAYERS????
   
  I SACRIFICED MYSELF FROM MY WIFE AND KIDS FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AND PUT IN AMPLE
HOURS TO THIS PROJECT.....
   
   
  NOW THAT THE RECORD HAS TAKEN OFF AND LAS TWINES ARE MORE KNOWN THAN BEFORE THE
SYSTEM THAT WAS WORKING JUST STOPPED....
   
   
  WOOOOOW!!!!
   
   
  IT'S TRULY A LEARNING EXPERIENCE.

Nov. 30th, 2006

Call it #2

The bottom of the ocean is a paradise for the fish.

With the changing of the tide, we move to the other side of the island and dive there.

We’re making a deep dive to where the rocks jut up from the bottom.

The soft corral on the rocks provides great hiding places for the small fish.

This school of fish is dining on plankton.

The school moves back and forth to find the plankton on the surface of the water, then dive to the rocks below.

Some fish expel eggs that they’re invisible, but they become food for others.

The yellow butterfly fish eat parasites from other fish.

This is the Baba fish.

It seems he can’t find any parasites today.

The lobster shows his face.

He looks about using both his antennae and his eyes.

Is this a clam?

The clam is actually living on the lobster.

The lobster’s hard shell is a comfortable spot for the clam to live.

What happened? The green moray eel is shaking his body.

There’s a tiny fish on him, one inch in length.

He is eating the parasites on the moray eel.

This tiny fish is actually a parasite cleaner.

Different kinds of fish help other in the sea.

Where is the male Mexican hobo fish?

He wants to be alone.

There’s a lot of funny-faced fish in the sea.

We call this the frogfish because of his resemblance to the frog.

He’s a fast moving, funny-faced fish who is three inches long.

In order to survive in the ocean, all fish have to be clever in their own way.

Finish the sentence, and then get out of here.

all my dead friends:
driveby deadends
bedbugs pretend
left hence since then

it fits calmy

so not to scare them
this is the mother
to the other side is her child is her young is her offspring is her womb discharge

yes, yes
I get the picture

This is the mother.

Nov. 29th, 2006

Kaisha

well, 15
i think
no 14
wait
1
15

Nov. 28th, 2006

Hegelpuss

WITH WHAT MUST THE SCIENCE BEGIN?

July 30th, 2004. Hotel Barbieri.

Flies,
I'm not dead, I drink too much, you're giving me a headache, what the hell?
What time do you eat breakfast? We eat at eight. What time is it?
Noon?
Midnight?
It's not important!
    I'm so happy!
~baron gentile

?

Are we eating cactus tonight, Don Bernhard?

Care with the context
the context is needed
in the use of the care
with which the context
needed in is used.

Nov. 14th, 2006

ogu okay

[kala mu-to goko] [kala guko trola] [bumpa lapa koku] [bono bono pomka]!

Oct. 31st, 2006

chemistry set

I look good in a scarf
my best friend is a frog
I shot him in a rocket
and he never came back down
I hope he's happy up there
amongst the trees and
amongst the stars
or wherever he is

I stare up at the skies
from my castle made of pillows
and couch cushions and I wonder

does he ever feel alone?
I wonder if he misses me,
will I be an astronaut someday
because I really want to see him

my telescope is broken,
but I shine my flashlight
out my bedroom window
sunsets
in case he's looking for me
his name is pierre

Oct. 25th, 2006

motivate moti!vate motivate

The information mentioned herein has not been released to the general public and should be kept confidential until its scheduled announcement on Friday, October 20. I strongly suggest that you get in before then.

Mendel-Mendez Miguel Tailwind says

opportunity is yours

choices

a choice

it's everywhere

on the crow-stepped gables of your rooftop

on the ashdump floor of your fireplace

be your own boss
(pee on me or $20)

be your own boss
(assassination assassination assassination!)

bats !!!!ing everywhere,

Bat: I have some financial commitments, people.

I have the power to make a difference in my difference.

TAKING TRUST FALLS
IF YOU CAN CLIMB AN INDOOR-SCALE MODEL OF THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN WHAT CAN'T YOU DO?

"I CAN WALK ACROSS HOT COALS!  I'M NEVER GOING TO DIE!"

deputy sheriff in charge of deafs

comma comma comma dot comma
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comma dot comma dot
,.,.

dot dot comma
..,
comma dot
,.

comma
,

dot.

like so is there if we allow the registration verbatim is in it
our implied contract
janitorial disease
that is that is this
this is this is this
by default you are the winner
by default you are a success
two different wives
business interviews
paid paid paid
lose your virginity here
(makes for good television
makes for good sales
makes for good profit
makes good, profit goodgoodgood)

definitely what I don't like about life is the ring around the toilet

gentile nonsense

gentile nonsense gentile nonsense
michael schiavo atomic bomb

daring deadly cunning deaths vipers, f and vipers everywhere

so there I was
surrounded by babes
no
snakes
but our tourguide was a real snake
no
babe
so I decided to kill the babes
and rescued
the snake

is this a club?
or is this is club?

am I man? or manifesto? the beast within is the beast without, I said, the beast within is the beast without, the beast without the beast within is the beast beast beast stop

take a toke put a smile on
food folks and fun
take a drag
for vietnam
you deserve a break today
you, you're the one
you'll enjoy the difference
what you want is what you get
kill your dog for satan
do you believe in magic? ba da
bum
ba ba

this is the police, this is your television talking
put down the gun, put down the remote
you're not fully clean.

a diamond is forever

Oct. 23rd, 2006

Doctor gave me pills

and now I feel like Hendrix must have felt when he was high.

one through six

This is worse than giving birth!!! This is worse than giving birth!!! This is worse than giving birth!!! This is worse than giving birth!!! This is worse than giving birth!!! This is worse than giving birth!!!

Carbs: 40% to 60%

Fat: 20% to 30%

Protein: 10% to 15%

Oct. 19th, 2006

These are the voyages of the USS Jimmy Carter.

Yuppie commies and facist pigs
queer terrorists, a bum in a wig
cretins | cowards | the virgin queen deflowered
              THE KIWI

              has whiskers like a cat.

Of the people for the people by the people, I shot him.

Peanuts.
Georgia. The final frontier.

Oct. 12th, 2006

Grouper Chalupa

My goal is to bring the same will of which I am able to public schools, which I still can.

To play the piano is on par with Christmas video clips of our students dying.

The oldest, most diverse aspect of history was invited in the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

Oct. 10th, 2006

"watch this and tell me if anything looks funny or out of place to you"

dwarfing, dwarfish, dwarfism, dwarfs, dwarves

Cashew Avocado Chicken Salad, Chicken Salad Balsamic, Chutney Chicken Salad, Creamy Chicken Salad, Elegant Brunch Chicken Salad, Fruited Curry Chicken Salad, Fruity Curry Chicken Salad, Mendocino Chicken Salad, Parmesan and Basil Chicken Salad, Tarragon Chicken Salad II

BTW: Dweeb, my Songwriting Partner is a Jew - a Democrat - and far to the right of the Nazis.
tv

amazon.com

"In one sickening experiment funded by the March of Dimes, kittens’ eyes were sewn shut and left that way for a year. Then, the kittens were killed. Because it is already well established that the optical development of humans is fundamentally different from that of nonhumans, the findings of this study were meaningless. March of Dimes-funded experimenters have also wasted millions of dollars administering cocaine, alcohol, and nicotine to pregnant rats and newborn opossums, even though we have known for years that these substances can harm developing babies. In addition, the March of Dimes has funded inhumane experiments in which monkeys were kept in restraints for days at a time and ferrets and other animals were given severe brain damage." ~ march of crimes dot com


Pug: lost cell due to cell phone went to shitts
Pug: can't be charge

Wire Terrier: You lactate like a cow.
[ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because nothing is not protected by IM Security ]

Auto response from Auto Responder: Yes. Yes. F. Yes. I completed my goal.

I graduated on academic warning.

I'm just so proud!!! tear.

Oct. 9th, 2006

Like what you see?

Oct. 6th, 2006

5' 8" / Athletic

Hi, my name is Steve. These past six months have taught me a lot. I have an upbeat attitude toward life. It's too short to sweat the small stuff. You never know what the future holds so you have to stop and savor the moments as they come. I seem to make people comfortable when theY converse with me because they tend to talk to me about everything, and I do mean everything! I've been told often how funny I am and most times I can get a smile and a few giggles out of my friends. I love to dance and back in the day my hustle was the bomb. Ooops am I dating myself. Right now am looking for someone to chat with or have breakfast at Grecos, sunday brunch at Casa Pepe's , Baked clams at Randazzo's (the best in ny) or an icey/spumoni at Spumoni gardens. I am currently seeking a friend to occupy those lonely minutes that time throws at us. Maybe later if Cupid should sling his arrow at my heart I am ready to shower my princess with all my passion and treat her to the finer things life has to offer. I'm sure you've asked yourself "why can't I meet a nice guy" well honey you just did. So the next time you are on a rotten date or no date at all, think back to this profile. You finally met a decent nice man and didn't make the first effort to even speak or email him. You have nothing to lose except a little time that we all have and potentially so much to gain. It's your move!

Hi, my name is Steve. These past six months have taught me a lot. I have an upbeat attitude toward life. It's too short to sweat the small stuff. You never know what the future holds so you have to stop and savor the moments as they come. I seem to make people comfortable when theY converse with me because they tend to talk to me about everything, and I do mean everything! I've been told often how funny I am and most times I can get a smile and a few giggles out of my friends. I love to dance and back in the day my hustle was the bomb. Ooops am I dating myself. Right now am looking for someone to chat with or have breakfast at Grecos, sunday brunch at Casa Pepe's , Baked clams at Randazzo's (the best in ny) or an icey/spumoni at Spumoni gardens. I am currently seeking a friend to occupy those lonely minutes that time throws at us. Maybe later if Cupid should sling his arrow at my heart I am ready to shower my princess with all my passion and treat her to the finer things life has to offer. I'm sure you've asked yourself "why can't I meet a nice guy" well honey you just did. So the next time you are on a rotten date or no date at all, think back to this profile. You finally met a decent nice man and didn't make the first effort to even speak or email him. You have nothing to lose except a little time that we all have and potentially so much to gain. It's your move!

Oct. 5th, 2006

Destination Moon

For a book the cover, said one, very important; the one of this work is particularly well successful. Tintin In the opening, some will be able to be disappointed: this is not a B.D. but, Thunder of Brest, I encourage you to follow with, it is true, quelquesunes of the adventures Tintin and Milou. For not nothing to hide you, my pleasure to reread Coke in stock or well The ottokar ghost was, as the manuscript Didier Anzieu in the preface: "A spontaneous reading for the double pleasure to relive once of more the cycle of Tintin and this time knowledge admirably ordered". The work of Serge Tisseron (the faithful readers of VST can rediscover a history of the psychiatry in B.D. in the our 124 to 129*) presents itself in the three parties of the work as of an evident continuity. First of all a chronological analysis, inside which S. Tisseron shows a certain talent of historian. The different personages that populate the saga, as for them, deciphered; the captain Haddock is it the hergé double? S. Tisseron is of this opinion (orderly 42) : “...C'est with the passing of the albums... that lefantôme, little by little, unveils itself. The captain, at the same time it seals his friendship with Tintin, abandons its self-destructive behaviors. His alcoholism there loses his violence and especially hypocrisy of which it surrounded himself. And if his personal anthology of insults exists, this is integrated in a general humor that transforms the loque of the first albums in the one qu hiergé recognizes explicitly for his double".

Of a more theoretical approach, the aspects of the drawing and graphic creation are treated in a manner interesting in the last party of the work.

This book is before all, me does it seem, the quest of an adult for his own childhood.

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